For the St. Louisans
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etoilineStole this off a friend's bulletin at Myspace.
I'm very obviously a St. Louisan. Most of these are true of me.
You can pinpoint exact references in Nelly's songs.
The only thing you and your friends can think about is leaving. And you all go away to school. Two years later, everyone is back in town and never wants to leave.
Your daily footwear is Birkenstocks.
When crossing from county to city, you increase your speed by 20 mph.
Three words: Gooey Butter Cake.
The first place you go after a Card's game is Ted Drewes.
You know how to find the Shane Co., you've memorized American Equity Mortgage's phone number and you know the Mattress Giant jingle.
One day the weather is 80, the next it is 40.
You go to another state, order toasted ravioli and wonder what the hell is wrong with the place when they tell you they don't have it.
You know the phrase "Cheap cheap, fun fun."
You measure distance to get from one place to another in time, not by miles.
You or someone in your family refers to a casino as "the boat."
You have called 590 with your own rant out of frustration for Izzy, Mizzou, Rams, steriods or college football in general (likely all at the same time)
You love toasted ravioli with Budweiser beer.
"Vacation" is a choice between Silver Dollar City and Lake of the Ozarks.
You can find Pestalozzi Street by aroma alone.
You can get anywhere in 20 minutes, except on highway 40.
You can debate for 30 minutes whether Missouri Baking or Marge Amighetti makes the best Italian bread.
You know what "Party Cove" is and where the "lake" is.
You still can't believe the arena and the old stadium are gone.
You first question to a new person is "Where did you go to highschool?"
You know at least one person who's gotten hurt at Johnson Shut-ins.
You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.
You think the 4 major food groups are beef, pork, Budweiser and Imo's.
You know there are really only 3 salad dressings: Imo's, Zia's, and Rich & Charlie's.
You'll pay for you kid to go to college unless they want to go to KU.
You would rather have a root canal without anesthetic than drive on Manchester on a Saturday afternoon.
It just doesn't seem like a wedding without mostaciolli. And you pronounce it "muskacholli." The balance of the menu is ham, boiled roast beef, string beans wth ham and of course pitcher of Busch Bavarian (classy weddings have Bud).
You know what a pork steak is...and what kind of sauce to put on it!
Everyone in you family has floated the Meremac River at least once.
A hoosier is somone who lives just south of Chouteau, not a person from Indiana.
You have made fun of Mike Shannon and tried to imitate him ordering another cold, frosty Busch Bavarian Beer.
You have listened to Mike's broadcast on KMOX, while watching the game on TV and wonder what game he is watching. A tear forms in your eye as someone mentions their favorite Jack Buck story.
You've said "its not the heat, its the humidity."
Your favorite summer treat is handed to you upside down.
You bleed blue between September and May.
I'm very obviously a St. Louisan. Most of these are true of me.
You can pinpoint exact references in Nelly's songs.
The only thing you and your friends can think about is leaving. And you all go away to school. Two years later, everyone is back in town and never wants to leave.
Your daily footwear is Birkenstocks.
When crossing from county to city, you increase your speed by 20 mph.
Three words: Gooey Butter Cake.
The first place you go after a Card's game is Ted Drewes.
You know how to find the Shane Co., you've memorized American Equity Mortgage's phone number and you know the Mattress Giant jingle.
One day the weather is 80, the next it is 40.
You go to another state, order toasted ravioli and wonder what the hell is wrong with the place when they tell you they don't have it.
You know the phrase "Cheap cheap, fun fun."
You measure distance to get from one place to another in time, not by miles.
You or someone in your family refers to a casino as "the boat."
You have called 590 with your own rant out of frustration for Izzy, Mizzou, Rams, steriods or college football in general (likely all at the same time)
You love toasted ravioli with Budweiser beer.
"Vacation" is a choice between Silver Dollar City and Lake of the Ozarks.
You can find Pestalozzi Street by aroma alone.
You can get anywhere in 20 minutes, except on highway 40.
You can debate for 30 minutes whether Missouri Baking or Marge Amighetti makes the best Italian bread.
You know what "Party Cove" is and where the "lake" is.
You still can't believe the arena and the old stadium are gone.
You first question to a new person is "Where did you go to highschool?"
You know at least one person who's gotten hurt at Johnson Shut-ins.
You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.
You think the 4 major food groups are beef, pork, Budweiser and Imo's.
You know there are really only 3 salad dressings: Imo's, Zia's, and Rich & Charlie's.
You'll pay for you kid to go to college unless they want to go to KU.
You would rather have a root canal without anesthetic than drive on Manchester on a Saturday afternoon.
It just doesn't seem like a wedding without mostaciolli. And you pronounce it "muskacholli." The balance of the menu is ham, boiled roast beef, string beans wth ham and of course pitcher of Busch Bavarian (classy weddings have Bud).
You know what a pork steak is...and what kind of sauce to put on it!
Everyone in you family has floated the Meremac River at least once.
A hoosier is somone who lives just south of Chouteau, not a person from Indiana.
You have made fun of Mike Shannon and tried to imitate him ordering another cold, frosty Busch Bavarian Beer.
You have listened to Mike's broadcast on KMOX, while watching the game on TV and wonder what game he is watching. A tear forms in your eye as someone mentions their favorite Jack Buck story.
You've said "its not the heat, its the humidity."
Your favorite summer treat is handed to you upside down.
You bleed blue between September and May.
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Date: 2007-10-15 03:39 pm (UTC)NOT FUNNY!
Actually, it's hilarious, considering that I'm away, and planning to come back next year.
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Date: 2007-10-15 08:23 pm (UTC)